WooHoo... school sent home a PARENT GUIDE for sex ed.
I get it. I understand WHY they do crap like this, but really? And it's great that they're discussing personal responsibility and maturity, but I don't want a BOOK of talking tips for my teen. I've always resented discussion guides, can't explain it but I do.
So we had a quick sex ed discussion. It went like this - don't have sex. And then I said not to touch anybody's boobies or their hoo hoos. And then I realized maybe I should cover ALL aspects and quickly added to leave boys alone too.
He burst out laughing.
Like I was joking or something. Dude, I'm serious. No boobies, no hoo hoos.
CRAP! I forgot to tell him about condoms. Well, we should be okay since his dad and step mom hand them out in Christmas stockings.
6 months ago
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We had a talk here too. It was hard to know when to stop talking because the conversation wasn't really so much a conversation as me nervously rambling. And why so nervous I am the adult here right. GLad to hear it isn't just me
ReplyDeleteOh I can't wait for that.
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LMAO! That's fucking AWE-some!
ReplyDeleteI would TOTALLY be the bitch who says,
"DON'T EVER HAVE SEX!"
"Why Mom?"
"Because then you'll get pregnant and end up on as many mother fucking medications as I am!"
You're laughing now..............
ReplyDeleteIn the high school I work in, we regularly catch kids having sex, oral and otherwise, in various places throughout the school. I like to blame it on the parents for not saying, "No boobies, no hoo hoos." :)
ReplyDeleteSo you are one step ahead of lots of parents. But it can't hurt to mention that he shouldn't have sex at school. It's kinda gross.
Hilarious! I used to teach high school English, and I hated sex ed. week! They always wanted to tell me what they learned - AS IF I wanted to discuss that with my students!
ReplyDeleteBut I did include a little sex-ed lesson in the middle of Romeo and Juliet: "If you're not ready to support yourself, you're not ready to have a baby. If you don't want to have a baby or get an STD, don't have sex. There."